daretobee:

toxicbutterflyfarts:

stateofutobitha:

cutely-perverted:

Sometimes I wonder how big my dick would be if I were a guy

so, here’s something. i found a calculator online to help you figure that out

there is also a boob calculator for dudes. i would apparently be B-79

that’s not a size

not a size is honestly about as accurate as i thought it would be.

quetzalcoatl2k:

The next Smash Bros. Nintendo Direct will conclude with the public execution of the leaker, with Iwata and Sakurai pulling the switch together as the new Smash Bros. theme plays in the background.

(via chaofanatic)